My Job Search

Read the story of my Job Search to see how I finally figured out what career would be “right” for me.

● My first job was working in an Orange Juice Factory, but I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate.

● Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

● After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t suited for it — mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

● Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

● Then I tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn’t have the thyme.

● Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

● My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.

● I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn’t have any patience.

● Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried hard but just didn’t fit in.

● I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.

● I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

● So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.

● After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it.

● My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

● Finally, I tried Retirement and found that I’m perfect for the job!